Dang Fishies

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: soulgems, via k-duong)

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how maabony times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

(via reenatherese831)

shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

(via k-duong)

"I want to get more comfortable being uncomfortable. I want to get more confident being uncertain. I don’t want to shrink back just because something isn’t easy. I want to push back, and make more room in the area between I can’t and I can."

Kristin Armstrong (via whereisfuckingfluffy)

(Source: psych-facts, via reenatherese831)

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

(via bootrang)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via bootrang)

coltre:

ayyeemate:

coltre:

I had a panic attack yesterday night and went out at 3am in the morning, drove to the sea and slept in the car. I woke up to this.

to do list: have panic attacks more often

Oh no you don’t

(via unspvkenwvrds)

liftedandgiftedd:

this is fucking gold

(Source: pleatedjeans, via unspvkenwvrds)

popcourn:

"It scares me to death to think that one day I might look back into my life and realize that I lived it painfully ordinary."

It helps to write down your fears in a piece of paper and then ripping it up, in case you were wondering

(via unspvkenwvrds)